By: The WTPOTUS gang
…………………………………………………..Ducky?…………………………………….
This post is about Ducky. We at WTPOTUS love ducks. Ducky has left us all so many Photoshopped pictures around, that we thought we would pay tribute to the mysterious Ducky, with a few ducks of our own. All in a row !
Let’s get the Ducky party going !
Update 10:21 pm EST: Ducky’s Latest Photo. What was Ducky Doing in Huntsville? Ducky always seems to be in the right place at the right time! It is amazing that he/she seems to know the Obama family and now even knows Amy Bishop.
Bridgette
itooktheredpill
Miri
newssleuth
We the People of the United States 
Do wop Ducky Song
Do Ducky do, Oh, Do Ducky do.
Oh, oh Ducky, where are you?
Oh, oh Ducky, you’ve got lots to do.
There’s new photos to crop and photo shop.
Oh, oh Ducky, where oh where are yooooouuu?
Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily,
Ducky’s but a scheme!
Papoose Do Wop Ducky Song
Duggy Duggggy Dooo Doooo. Oooo Duggggy Dooo
Ooo ooo please
Do a picture of me.
Without the gray
And the chinny chin chins.
Ooo Duggggy Dugggy Doooo
Do a photo of me
When I looked like Cher,
In my heyhee eeeyday!
Ooo Doooggggeee Doooo
Ooo ooo please.
Freeeeeze Frame, its just a shame….
oooo Dugggggy Duugggggy Dooo, ooo ooo please,
like when Chaz wuzzzza girrrrl.
Okay, first things first.
How does one spell the word snorting through your nose when your Mom is sitting beside you during the Consecration?
nnnggggnnnnchchchcchnnnyegigigigigigigig?
Ok, follow the bouncing ball:
Mary had a little scam, little scam, little scam
Mary had a little scam whose fleece was
oh wait,
that’s what she gets for sleeping with Ducky.
Okay, no more emails to youse guys!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gramps? Pop?
No.
Well, who’s there?
Ducky.
Ducky who?
Duh key is in the J P E G
Duh key is in the J P E G
Hahhahahahha ! Ducky hides in the JPEG !
Kind of a very small hiding place you silly Ducky !
hahahaha !
Good one Papoose !
Bridgett has a recipe for silly Ducky too !
Alphabet Duck Soup
~ starring the Marx Broads
Mechelle, Valerie, Bernardine and Stanley
P H O T O S H O P B A R R Y
Ducky has “happy hour” here. Hot party spot for Ducky ? Ducky are you hiding in here ?
http://www.pricehot.com/index.html
Silly Ducky, where are you ?
DUCKY’S RESUME
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned … couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn’t hack it … so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn’t suited for it … mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a Quick Fit Centre,
but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.
But, then I met Asselrod, and by golly, I’m rich and famous… a Lucky Ducky photo finish.
ROTFL !
Photoshopping pictures pays well Ducky ?
Who’s your Daddy Ducky ?
Barack H. Obama, Sr., course.
Who’d you think?
Malcolm? Frank? Stanley? Pope John Paul II?
Peekaboo Ducky, WE see you ! We have a bubble bath for you Ducky !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Bath time Ducky !
You silly Ducky !
Speaking of Bathtime:
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the Twub!!!
I’m dwowning.
A Compilation of POTUS Mug Shots
So many photo-shopped pictures developed, staged, and produced by Ducky to give people the idea that O has a family and a background. How weird is that to manufacture someone’s history and family? Only Ducky knows the answer.
I know Bridgette. He’s so close with his American family and the boat load of cousins he has in the Paynes and Dunhams.
Ducky could hit pay dirt on doing a portrait of the Family Reunion Picnic this Spring. Like a whole scrapbook or something. The SEIU could do the grilling and the children in public schools could make the T shirts. (I’m Related to POTUS by Blood, or something cute like that.)
You and News could drop in and pick up some DNA samples. Renee and I could work the crowd with a little distracting BS.
DUCKY’S MISSING BONA FIDES
Ok, so before I traveled to Pockeestan, during my janitor days at Occidental, just prior to fasting on Sundays while “studying” at Columbia,
I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn’t have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory,
I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch,
so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a job working for a swimming pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes,
but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium,
but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting,
but the work was shocking.
After years of trying to find work, I finally got a job as an historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks Coffee,
but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
But, alas, I found a job at the Yes We Can Cut and Paste Factory. That’s my story (splice) and I am I’m sticking with it.
Hahahahaha
ROFL
You are my Duck-y
My on-ly Duck-y
You make me hap-py
When skies are graaaaay.
You’ll never know Dear,
I love my rain gear.
O to wearrrrrrr
My London Fog today.
Uh oh…I just got a call from Huey, Dewey and Louie. They’re really pissed and said they’re calling Cass Sunstein first thing in the morning.
Oh gosh, where can I find marmalade before PETA gets word?
When I say Duck, you say Fuzzy.
When I say Fuzzy, you say Duck.
Okay. Ready?
Duzzy
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????
There once was a fellow named Ducky
Whose photos looked incredibly sucky
So he’d paste and he’d cut
Then he’d post and he’d strut
Saying, “I’m a real Ducky Lucky!”
Anyone could have written a dirty limerick.
Just sayin’
I wasn’t invited to this party…. May I crash?
Duck duck Goose
Any room for a christmas tree eating a Duck?
Or are those fangs?
Where is a good recipe for duck !! Yummmm duck!!
Duck à l’orange
http://www.epicurien.be/food/recipes/main-courses-dishes/duck/duck-orange-canard-a-l-orange-recipes.asp
When I was a newly wed many, many years ago, I had a dinner party in my new apartment. I set the prettiest table running all the way into the living room. It was my first one and I was so excited. I invited my Mom, brothers, Mother-In-Law and Grandmother-In-Law. I made a duck and a couple (a few) pounds of ambrosia which included the cutest mandarin oranges.
Needless to say, we had to order Cheesesteaks.
http://www.networkworld.com/columnists/2004/062804gearhead.html
Apparently, Ducky is the name of a software program used by Photoshop.
Look at this:
More on “Ducky” appearing in all Obama photos .. shows up as a comment in other graphics’ editors
by DefendUSx May 09, 2009 16:46
While ‘Ducky’ may be an “inline” editing program or such, for Adobe Photoshop, when exporting images to the Web (though, I haven’t seen this myself), why would ‘Ducky’ come up as a comment in Vueprint software? All Photoshop edited images have the “JFIF” coding extension (at least for JPG) files, but it doesn’t specify that as a comment in the Vueprint software (only Ducky).
Obots have said that Ducky appears in all JPG image exports to the Web from Photoshop, yet the photos I have evaluated for Obama were all of the GIF image type (not JPG). So, is ‘Ducky’ really a comment applied by the person who had the image in Photoshop?
Here is some info on this for someone having researched the above (thanks Ron):
I downloaded the officially released photo of Air Force One over New York City. I used VuePrint software (free trial at hamrick.com) I clicked on File, Show, Show Comments and “ducky<" appeared in a split window just like on various other photos.
Try it yourself! You can look at a wide variety of photos with the split window at the bottom of the screen. Use the space bar to load the next photo. It is interesting what you will see. Every digital photo you take yourself will have a large number of entries, including identification of your camera and your camera settings for the shot.
And .. we found this … remember the fake Certification of Live Birth image that originally came from a blogger at DailyKOS, that Obama used to post on his "Fight the Smears" website ..well, you might find this interesting then:
that Philip T. Duck of 'The Daily Kos' goes by the handle "Ducky".
http://69.84.25.250/blogger/post/More-on-Ducky-appearing-in-all-Obama-photos-shows-up-as-a-comment-in-other-graphics-editors.aspx
And this from the same link as above, but you’ll have to look around a little bit to find this article because I couldn’t get its link to post correctly:
New Discovery: 5 Photoshopped images of Obama done by the same user calling her-himself Ducky – one of these 5 images is the Certificate of Live Birth!
by DefendUSx April 29, 2009 01:34
Thanks to Rhonda Parsons who has a BA in graphics and her finding some images across the Internet from Obama’s high school days in Hawaii.
I was looking for evidence of image forgery, and to my surprise saw the name ‘Ducky’ appeared in each image reviewed. I remember seeing ‘Ducky’ on Obama’s Certificate of Live Birth image from his Fight the Smears website way back in August.
This proves that ‘Ducky’ has forged or changed every one of these images, in one form or another, as an effort to present something likely false by using a Professional image editing software (Photoshop) to make changes.
For those you not that computer-savvy, Photoshop is image-editing software (the most popular). You can virtually superimpose one image onto another etc. Photoshop is often used to put heads on other peoples’ bodies (as in the case of some Glam magazines) etc. Even an amateur with this software can make convincing, yet fake photos.
A quick-and-dirty way to find out if an image has been altered in any way, is to open that image in a Hex (or even simple text) editor.
Note: For those of you not so computer-savvy – images when opened in text editors (like Notepad) show the Hexidecimal code for the image. Computers only understand numbers, so it uses Hexidecimal to represent pairs of Binary numbers. Binary numbers are 1’s and 0’s. A pattern of these numbers together, represent the image to the computer, which converts it to what you see. Hexidecimal is a way of shortening up Binary sequences.
When an altered (or newly created) image is saved in Photoshop, it (Photoshop) will record basic details about the image depending on how the image-saving preferences are set. You can record additional text into the image, such as copyright information, or even a comment. And no, Ducky did not save any copyright information for the images.
Thanks for the info, Sleuth, not that I understand any of it. I don’t have Photoshop or VuePrint software. The article I linked was from 2004, so I thought it predated this controversy and thus might be useful as background info. Imho, even if Ducky is a Photoshop or Adobe program, why are they photoshopping the pics in the first place? Or is that a dumb question?
Who knows? But the extra long necks, hands and arms in wrong places and funny shadows in some of those O group photos are quite amusing.
If it looks like a Duck
And walks like a Duck
And quacks like a Duck
It’s an…..it’s an….,it’s an. OBOT !!!!!
Exquackly, Aone!!
My gosh you guys Quack Me Up!
For waddle its worth!
(Corny is fun.)
Might this be Ducky ? Certainly she has all of the connections! She did get the post as Sec. Vet. Affairs too.
Tammy Duckworth Being Pushed For Veterans Affairs Secretary
During her unsuccessful 2006 run for Congress [In Illinois] Duckworth employed many of the individuals who played prominently roles on the Democratic presidential campaign. David Axelrod, Obama’s chief strategist, was an adviser to Duckworth. Rahm Emanuel, Obama’s incoming chief of staff, was one the loudest voices encouraging Duckworth to run. (Emanuel was, at the time, head of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee). Sen. Dick Durbin, one of Obama’s closest colleagues in the Senate, encouraged Duckworth’s entry into the congressional race. And Jon Carson, Obama’s National Field Director, actually ran Duckworth’s campaign. Duckworth was even given a speaking slot on Wednesday night of the Democratic convention.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/11/tammy-duckworth-being-pus_n_142999.html
Can you believe that this became a number-one hit on the Billboard Hot 100 for one week in October 1976?
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Where’s Elmer Fudd when you need him?
Is this the same guy who had a late night talk show a few years back?
Elmer’s in Congress, where he goes by this pseudonym: Barney Frank.
Of course, Miri! I couldn’t see him hiding behind the marijuana plants at his playfriend’s house.
Now I remember why I blanked Disco Duck out of my mind.
The Real Story
To escape a falling sky Chicken Little, Ducky Lucky and their friends sought safety in the den of Foxy Loxy.
And they did not come out again.
Read more:
http://www.mainlesson.com/display.php3?author=treadwell&book=primer&story=chickenlittle
Sweet, Sleuth.
Thanks!
Thanks you guys!!! I look 1 year younger today!!! I have laughed so hard from your posts that my second chin is tighter and my “extra” stomach muscles hurt so I must have pulled them all…ROFL !!!
Keep up the great work!
We were a bit, Daffy, sthufferin’ sthutccosthash!
Ga Peach, I agree I rolled reading their posts also…………You all are to funny!!
I’ve got a name to throw at you ladys regarding Ducky –
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Chipchase
Sthame to you, Leetha!
Well I was going to post this link also, but it seems in the last few minutes Nokia seemed it was important to their Co. to scrub it !!
Nokia – Jan Chipchase
Jan Chipchase works in for the Mobile HCI Group at the Nokia Research Center splitting his time between running user studies and developing new …
http://www.nokia.com/ press/ events/ nokia-technology-media-briefing/ jan-chipchase – Proxy – Highlight – 1 more top result from this site
Have no idea if this photo ^ will show up. stole it from Lame Cherry. In think its an actual shot that jkinda punk’d Ducky.
If it doesn’t open up, visit LC for a second.
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His article on the Shroud is astounding and accurate. Wish I could debate this person, this Lent, as my eyes see something in this proof. Its all good. Spring is sprung and so is Jesus. Shroud or no shroud. Faith is everlasting.
The Beatitudes are inane as good and just, not mandatory for the common good.
Hahhahahahhahhaha ! ROTFL !!!
Hey, Papoose! Good to hear from ya, Homegirl!
You silly Ducky !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Duck
Doo whop doo whop..
Ducky, are you singing in here today ?
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=18006
You cute, little ducky….you are so adorable. Where are you Ducky ?
Congressman Issa- Human Events
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From: “ducky
Subject: Fwd: Congressman Issa
Human Events finally admits this IS an issue- i.e. eligibility? another breakthrough….like Rip Van Winkle- people finally waking up….
—– Forwarded Message —–
I do not see this list on Issa’s website or at Human Events. In fact, when I clicked the link from Orly’s site, my browser crashed and I had to restart, losing everything else I was looking at. I would appreciate a link to the actual source of this list and proof that it was written by Issa or his staff, if anybody can find it.
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=41213
There’s a direct link to the story that set this off. It didn’t crash my browser, so Orly’s site is probably still targeted by obots and viruses. In any case, this looks like a “wish list” from Human Events for Issa, instead of a list written by Issa or his staff. So I misunderstood, but Orly falsely stated that Issa “understood” that Barry’s eligibility is on his short list. That’s not my understanding of this story at Human Events. I wish it were so, but I fear that it is not.