A few real news stories to take your mind off the fake news. These stories are not fiction; no names have been changed to protect anyone, and no editing of unseemly words was done to protect your sensibilities. Sorry.
First up, analysis of an eye-opening (and orifice opening) event at a vegan restaurant in Memphis, TN.
Recently a diner at the restaurant wrote an online review that was, shall we say, less than appetizing. According to the diner
During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black, they’re-so-dirty feet, and bent over to show me its butthole. I wish I was exaggerating. This is like, while I’m eating, and it’s the owner’s kids.