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Whazzup, Doc? Contraband Carrots!

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Have you heard that the border patrol apprehended more than 3000 unaccompanied, marijuana-stuffed, illegal-alien Mexican carrots that tried to cross into the USA, hidden in the back of pickup trucks?

What’s up, Doc?

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The Invasion of the UACs (Unaccompanied Alien Children)

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Our Independence Day celebrations were deliberately disrupted and dampened by numerous discouraging stories about the invasion of our country by hordes of “unaccompanied alien children”. These “children”, most of whom consist of young men in their late teens, are illegally entering our country after traversing at least a thousand miles of the deserts of Mexico, a country which seems to be doing nada to stop them. Hundreds of the “unaccompanied” are age two or younger. Imagine them crawling or toddling across the border!
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