Have you heard that the border patrol apprehended more than 3000 unaccompanied, marijuana-stuffed, illegal-alien Mexican carrots that tried to cross into the USA, hidden in the back of pickup trucks?
What’s up, Doc?
Alright. I’m NOT going to write what I’m thinking. Anyway, here’s the story:
Nearly a ton of marijuana was seized after U.S boarder agents discovered the substance stuffed into thousands of fake carrots, all of which were mixed in with the real vegetable.
The 2,493 pounds of marijuana was located by Texas officials on Sunday, after an imaging system alerted boarder [sic] agents of something suspicious.
The truck then underwent a secondary examination. … [O]ver 3,000 fake carrots had been stuffed, filling the beds of the two trucks.
What the heck kind of imaging system noticed those poor excuses for faux carrots? Whatever it was, it’s comforting to know that the system was able to detect fake, dope-stuffed carrots.
Let’s hope the system performs as well to detect terrorists and their weaponry, assuming they come through checkpoints instead of just traipsing across the border along with all those unaccompanied “children” and other “refugees” that Obama wants to let in.