At a recent campaign appearance, the irrepressible Donald Trump, in response to rumors that he wears a toupee, called a woman onto the stage and asked her to authenticate his hair.
After a short inspection, the woman averred that his hair does appear to be quite real.
It’s REAL and it’s SPECTACULAR!!
Has anyone ever seen the like? Orange is the color of our new love’s hair.
The Donald admits that he uses hair spray. He does a fabulous job, or else his hairdresser does. Day after day, that hairdo is impeccable. If he can do the same for the U.S. government, then all we can say is
You go, Highlander! You go!
We can call Trump a Highlander because of a recent story that reminds us that Hillary Clinton and The Donald are 19th cousins (allegedly). The story illustrates Trump’s pedigree, which shows that he descends from a long line of MacLeods.
As any fan of the Highlander movie franchise knows, Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod was among a band of immortals who fought to the death for ultimate control of, well, just about everything. Eventually, Connor MacLeod fought the strongest immortal, the Kurgan, to save the world from falling under the evil Kurgan’s spell.
Today, the Republican presidential candidates are struggling amongst themselves to win their Prize–the nomination. The goal? Hopefully, to save the USA from the fundamental transformation being wrought by Obama and his ilk.
In the end, there can be only one.
… Nominee, that is, and ultimately only one President of the USA. Who will it be? Time will tell.
Let’s hope the winner is on the side of good, and not of evil.