A team of Internet entrepreneurs has won a contest with a proposal for a “startup” website that creates virtual paramours: [emphasis added to quotes]
InvisibleGirlfriend.com isn’t a dating service. Instead, the service will create a faux relationship, using fake texts and photos. The website, which still is in pilot mode, won out over a field of 49 pitches made by entrepreneurs at the St. Louis Startup Weekend …
Once it’s operational, the website would allow customers to create a virtual girlfriend, complete with messages and photos that can be shared on social media, according to Juney Ham, one of the team members who developed the concept conceived by Matt Homann.
“It’s essentially a way for you to create a believable story with evidence, and say, ‘I’m with somebody, get off my back,’” Ham said. Another website, InvisibleBoyfriend.com, is in the works.
The website promises faux veracity:
Each of our plans help you create a believable Invisible Girlfriend and include a mix of virtual and real-world relationship “proof.” …
After selecting your Invisible Girlfriend from our extensive library, you’ll customize her personality and specify how the two of you will interact.
This opens up a whole new career vista for the army of “obots” who have put together and maintained, for years, the false persona of Barack Hussein Obama II.
If it’s true that his life story is myth, if it’s true that his documentation has been created to provide “evidence” of eligibility, if it’s true that photos allegedly backing up his life story have been photoshopped, then the people who made it all possible will be prime pickings for recruiters from the team at Invisible Girlfriend. After all, the obots are going to need a new employer come 2016, unless the Democrat Party has them on retainer.
Obots, with their particular expertise, can help make this Invisible Girlfriend startup as successful as Twitter! Or they can branch out on their own and become Internet startup entrepreneurs in their own right.
How about InvisibleCandidate.com? That’s one service that may be in demand from Democrats at the local, state, and national levels, all courtesy of a group who already have successfully made a bogus back story seem real by creating
a believable story with evidence,
albeit “evidence” that would never be accepted by any court of law.