Have you heard the latest news?!!!! The Obamas have a new dog. Oh, how exciting (and distracting). The Obamas, yet again, play the “puppy card“. The media, as usual, have been conscripted to blather the news everywhere. (Nearly 700,000 hits today, searching on “Sunny Obama dog” at Startpage.)
Welcome Sunny to the White House, everyone. Yes, I mean that presidential palace at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC, the place where ordinary human citizens are not allowed to go, anymore, even though we pay all the bills.
Isn’t that special? Bo, we’re told, was lonely. He needed a playmate, so the Obamas conscripted Sunny.
Sunny didn’t make her appearance at Martha’s Vineyard, where the Obamas recently vacationed in a nearly $8 million manse. No, Sunny appeared at the White House upon their return this week.
Bo, the Obama’s other black (hispanic?) Portuguese Water Dog ordinarily flies around in a taxpayer-funded jet or helicopter, often separate from the Obama family, so that We the People get dinged twice as much for the “family’s” travel expenses.
Given that Sunny is female, will she be traveling separately from Bo, so that there will be three (or four) times the expense for the lowly serfs (aka taxpayers) to ante up, since the regal Obamas themselves often fly on separate (taxpayer-supported) jets?
When Bo was introduced to the world, he was called the First Dog on the White House blog. What title will they give to Sunny? The Second Dog? The First Bitch? The First Dog Lady?
The Daily Caller noticed that the Obamas don’t have any white dogs. Good point. However, Bo does appear to have white feet.
Like his master, he’s a white black or a black white, depending upon how you look at it.
Obama’s poll numbers must really be tanking. Yup. He’s been in the red since early June. That’s a shame.
Watch for a full court press by the press to get those numbers up, which explains this transparently fawning article about Michelle Obama in the latest issue of Parade Magazine.
The more things “change“, the more they stay the same.
1248 days to go, and counting.