© Miri WTPOTUS June 20, 2012
This is a public service announcement directed at the young citizens of the United States of America.
Uncle Sam (aKA Barack hussein Obama II) calls on you!
Demonstrate your “humanitarianism” and your “compassion” by giving up your place at college for an illegal alien.
If you’ve recently graduated, please forget about finding that high-paying job for which you studied all those years–let an illegal alien have that increasingly rare job.
Yes, Uncle Sam knows that unemployment among young people, especially minorities, is at levels seldom (if ever) seen before in the United States of America. Be that as it may …
Don’t worry. Be happy. Share.
Forget all about living the American Dream and you’ll feel much, much better.
That dream is not for you. The American Dream is for the DREAMERS, not for you. Just give it up. Let go of that dream. You’ll have so much less stress if you don’t strive so much. Resistance is futile, anyway.
Remember, repeat after Barack:
“Dreams are for Dreamers, not for you.”
The Dreamers need those jobs so they can donate to Obama, to thank him for his beneficence.
Take a page from the fantastical biographies of Michelle and Barack Obama–those two shining stars who realized early on that money is not everything. Who knew, in all their infinite wisdom, that “serving” their community and living a “rich life” is so much more laudable and satisfying than living in a mansion, driving a Mercedes Benz, or actually using the degree for which you worked so hard (granted that you did work hard for it. You probably did as opposed to … )
So come on! Let’s give those engineering jobs, those high-tech jobs, those healthcare jobs–all those professional jobs and even those minimum-wage barista and fast food jobs–to the illegal aliens that Barack, in his generosity, just pardoned. (What valor! What courage!)
They need those jobs more than you do.
If well over a third of you new graduates (or more) have to move back home with Mom and Dad, well then, consider it a sacrifice for the good of the greater community. It’s not as bad as having to move home to another country, after all.
Make no mistake, those illegal alien dreamers are members of the American community, the same as you:
They are Americans in their heart, in their minds, in every single way but one: on paper.
They’re the same except they’re illegal. But so what? Now is the time for all good US citizens to come to the aid of
their everybody’s country. Los Estados Unidos por todos.
So please, Citizens! Be generous. Go work as roofers, day laborers, or grape pickers, where you won’t be taking the jobs that illegal aliens won’t do (now that they don’t have to hide in the shadows anymore) because the great and powerful Barack Obama realized that “we can’t wait“ for those recalcitrants in Congress, no matter what the Constitution says.
We Can’t Wait! That’s no longer the motto only for the American Jobs Act. That’s also our motto for the Illegal Aliens Jobs Action.
If you’re just now applying for college, then please: Step aside. Let the less fortunate illegal alien DREAMERS have those scholarships, fellowships, grants, and (if they must) loans. Let them have those benefits set aside for historically disadvantaged minorities. African-American citizens: You, too, must learn to share. Obama is president of all, even illegal alien non-citizens.
Again, remember your humanity and compassion. Time to display it now. Don’t be selfish. “From each according …” Well, nevermind about that.
Follow in the footsteps of Barack! Organize all your friends and neighbors. Get them out there to vote for Barack in November.
HE NEEDS YOU (to stay naive, uninformed, mesmerized, unemployed, and dependent upon the government).
Photo source: This image is all over the Web, but I’m happy to cite the Tea Party blog where I saw it first.