Getting to the Truth of his Gray Matter!
So, What’s New?
Newly discovered and leaked records reveal the medical diagnosis and the resulting Puppet show. He suffers from Exploding Head Syndrome. Wiki states that it causes the sufferer ” to experience a tremendously loud noise as originating from within his or her own head, usually described as the sound of an explosion, roar, gunshot, loud voices or screams, a ringing noise, or the sound of electrical arcing (buzzing).” Consequently, he often feels zapped or charged as the case might be. This now makes sense when he yells the words, “all charged up.” The timer in the contraption works intermittently, and a few “shorts” have been observed.
One prevalent short circuit that hasn’t been located causes him to give the finger to those who are causing him distress or somehow prompting an overload in his internal circuitry. Flipping the so-called “bird” is believed to be intentional wiring by the programmer.
Scientific Notations: The Obama Death Stare is still under observation. The giggle and huge toothy smile are in total sync. Neck scars and deep indentations are being injected weekly with botox. Melanin is being injected into the scars on the head to hide the incision lines. Hair growth is being increased to 1/2 inch while the additional pigment darkens the scar tissue. Facial mole was removed, but reappeared on the opposite side of the nose. No cause was recorded. The incessant uhhhs and snakey ssss’s in words are set to be deprogrammed.
Allegiance sequence was reset; he will attach flag pin to attire daily and will put hand over heart when the “Pledge of Allegiance” is being said. Still trouble shooting the faith sequence; “God Bless America” is now programmed to occur at the end of all speeches. When battery power is low, he is buzzed to leave all meetings, conferences, or meals without warning and by using an innocuous excuse. The time necessary to fully charge circuits is determined by amperes and wattage available; hook-ups and plug-ins are carried in a modified cup in his shorts so as not to be noticed. The noticeable flipping the bird gesture appears to be deeply embedded in the original design and attempts to locate it have failed.
My Background Research on “Flipping the Bird” from the Above Report: This Flipping the Bird was first noted when he addressed Hillary in April, 2008. Again the middle finger went up when facing John McCain in November, 2008, and then in July 2010, John Boehner was the recipient. It was also noted on Feb 17, 2011, “Arrogant Obama Gives Finger To Federal Judge.” The judge, US District Judge Roger Vison had just ruled Obamacare to be unconstitutional.
There seems to be no one or nothing that is off limits when his circuitry is pinged and his middle finger salute is offered. The gesture by Obama shows such a lack of class and is so unpresidential and obscene that article headlines often use the term in association with him. Writers who report the news give Obama the same courtesy of respect that he shows for others.
Examples of Obama’s disregard and disdain for others are exemplified in these now historical headlines: “President Obama Gives Fox News the Finger!”; Obama Gives John Boehner the Middle Finger Salute in Racine” ; “Obama Give Dalai Lama the Finger”; “Obama Gives the Finger to Our Fallen on Memorial Day”; “Obama Gives the Middle Finger to Israel“; “Obama Gives the Finger to our Allies Again”; “Obama Salutes Ryan“; “Obama Gives Poland the Finger “; “Obama Gives Middle Finger Salute to Black DC Families“; “Obama Gives the Finger to Our Great Ally to the North“; “Obama Motors Gives the Finger to GM Bondholders“; “Obama Gives the Finger to 9/11 Responders“; “Obama Gives the Finger to Veterans“; “Obama Gives Trump the Middle Finger”; ” Obama Gives Arab Democracy the Finger”; “Obama Flips Off GOP House Members at Speech in Baltimore”; Obama Flips off the American Worker for “Cheap Labor Illegals”; “Obama Gives Economic Team the Finger”; “Obama Gives America the Finger” and “OBAMA FLIPS OFF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE again!” This is certainly not an inclusive list, but the finger wagging usurper has certainly made his Middle Finger Salute a significant part of history. As you can see, Mayors, Heads of State, Governors, States, Countries, the Supremes, Judges, Citizens, nor Congress are immune to his blindsided assaults and flippin’ the bird both literally and figuratively. From these examples, there does appear to be a continual and disgusting pattern of behavior.
From the Post Op Records:
Chief Robot: [speaks in a booming voice into a microphone while viewing self in a mirror, moving head side to side, and beating his chest…]
“I am the One. I am the great and powerful…”
Then, realizing that it is useless to continue his masquerade, he moves away from the teleprompter and his mirror, and speaks in his normal voice.
“I haven’t got a brain..”
Observations by We the People: “So Noted.”