HOT ELECTION NIGHT PARTY SUGGESTIONS

By Bridgette

“Game On Patriots!”

Did You Cast Your Vote?

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Hot Election Night Party!

Mid-Term Elections are ONE day away… Tuesday, November 2nd! We have been waiting for two years to rid our government  of many of the  radical elements that have set out to destroy our country!    This is the beginning of that attempt and our non-violent votes are set to put the country back on track by ridding Congress of many Marxists, Socialists, and Communists that have been  elected  to  government positions throughout the country under the guise of “Democrat.”

Throughout the last two long, long years, we have identified those radical people through exposure of their corruption, crimes, and inability to listen to We the People.   We wrote,  we faxed, we mailed, we protested, we called,  we visited, and they didn’t listen.    NOW, WE VOTE!

THEY WILL HEAR US NOW!

The polls are leaning toward the Republicans throughout the nation  and our hope is to give the George Soros clan, the Progressives,  Marxists, Communists and all the other “ists”  a real message from We the People.

We are taking our country back!

The Progressive Cleansing won’t be finished with this election, as there are still more weasels to eliminate from city, state, and national government agencies and organizations in the months and years to come. While we had our eyes closed, they have infiltrated our churches, schools, organizations, and government.  They have attempted to erase our history,  culture, heritage,  and traditions and bring our country to the brink of economic disaster.   We the People are standing up and saying, “No Way!  You can take your transformational ideas and Shove It!”

We HOPE to  feel great satisfaction if our feelings and displays of patriotism, life, liberty and freedom have led the country  back to its constitutional roots and rule of law.  That is CHANGE we’ll believe in.  No one has to wonder what those words mean either!

In 2010, every election win is one for the country!

If we don’t oust them this time, we will get them the next time!   That is a promise of WTPOTUS and we intend to keep it!

In the last couple years, I have added new additions to my resume.  I have now claimed and own these titles and aliases.    I am one of Obama’s enemies because  I am  a Tea Party activist and a Constitutionalist.  I am also one of  Janet Napolitano’s right-wing extremists and am,  therefore,  considered a Tea Party terrorist.   Nancy Pelosi called  Tea Partiers “Astroturf”  to indicate our  artificial grassroots.  (Perhaps she misspoke as the demoRats so often do, and actually  meant “Astrotuff”. ).   Joy Blowhard didn’t direct her comments to me, but she  can join others who have identified me as their friend and therefore, a Bitch.     The birther label is another one that we have endured since way before the election in 2008.    The people who originally used it were from Hillary’s camp and were concerned with John McCain’s eligibility.  Then with questions about Obama not being a natural born citizen, the Left  transferred the label  to those citizens wanting to know who the H@#@  Obama really is.   When Obama  is finally exposed, and he will be,   the leftist label of  Birther, will be a badge of perseverance, tenacity,  and pride in bringing him to justice.

Now I have always been associated with endearing names that  described me as loony or crazy  and perhaps a little unhinged or eccentric,  but for the  Left to called me and my associates just plain ” Fringe” was beneath our pay grade!  For that label,  I was totally offended.    Whatever the labels given to those that have opposed this administration’s  radical agenda to destroy the country, we will soon wear those labels with great pride.

As a right-wing extremist, I have been in the business of derailing Obama’s anti-American agenda and exposing his associates and their plans.  I  am very proud of my activities in doing so as I know you are too.    After so much work, whether all of our candidates win or lose, we still need to celebrate and pat ourselves on the back for the outpouring of patriotism and opposition to those who do not share our love of country and want it transformed to their idealic  Utopian Communist nation.

Our American way, our traditions, and our heritage are  being shown to us daily in  so many ways.    We are  Proud to be Americans and that sense of pride fills our hearts and minds.  Those radical minority elements that slithered into our government can’t take that pride away because we won’t let them.

To feel that pride there is a need to celebrate our victories both large and small.   I have planned a Hot Election Night party, and yet  I haven’t had lots of time to do it up right.  I would appreciate any suggestions you can offer  to make this party fun and exciting.    Additionally, we want all of you to post wins and loses from your respective states and to keep us informed of some real “nail biters.”    Many of our  bloggers and our lurkers are invited to share information about races that are important to you, your state, and our nation.    For certain, I will be checking in along with my party guests.

My menu isn’t complete, so perhaps you can help!  What suggestions do you have that will add to the festivities?  I still need more appetizers, entrees, and drinks.   So far, this is what I have planned.

Invited for an “Election Night Results”  Party were both Tea Party and like minded friends as well as  Obotic friends  and relatives.   The invitation states a “Night of Tea and Glee” and it contained a tea bag that has to be returned to the hostess for entrance to the party.    If the invitees were unable to attend the party, they were invited over for a nice, hot cup of  “Constant Comment” Tea at a later date.  I will be the one making the constant comments and that is a guarantee!

I have removed  the two autumn wreaths of harvested dry Indian corn from my front door.  They are  being  replaced by two giant tea bags made from tissue paper.   I still need a label to show its manufacturer.  Instead of Lipton,    I was thinking about “WE DID IT,  Made in the USA,”  or   “WTPOTUS,  Produced By NBC’s in the USA.”     Or perhaps this statement might work even if it  could be construed as a little premature and arrogant, but “WE WON!” might send the best message.

Since this is a patriotic occasion, I didn’t think long and hard about the color scheme for decorations, tablecloths, and party goods.  Red, white and blue will do just fine.  A couple stuffed elephants and donkeys pulled out of my daughter’s room will be the perfect touch for adding a patriotic, two-party spirit to the buffet table.   So far I have only located the elephants, and if I can’t find the donkeys, the Obots will come as they are.

Tea bags attached to hanging red, white and blue streamers, will be strewn from wall to wall.   I requested that my Obot friends bring some of their extra ballots that we can cut and make into little O circle ring streamers as well.   I think that would be a great touch of reality.

While waiting for election results from throughout the country, plan to play Presidential or Congressional Charades.   Start with an easy one to get everyone in the mood.   For the presidential version, start with one word.  Indicate its a little word. Then show it is a one syllable word.   “Uh” is word!  “Ahhhh,”   might get the same reaction.    A snake’s sssss sound might be more difficult.    Slithering along on the carpet while moving your head side to side and  sticking your tongue in an out might produce an answer though.   How many could get these clues?  Oh, such fun!  Or if you have serious history buffs among your guests, a game of Government Trivia would be appropriate.  A betting pool for projected winners of certain races would certainly add to the entertainment.   Hopefully, the unemployed among us will win the pot!

For a centerpiece, I purchased  a large circle (O) of dead wood,   a few boxes of large screws,  packages of  multiple sized screws, and some various nuts and bolts.  The different  sized screws were screwed into the wood at different heights.  They are very visible sticking out of the wooden  O.   The message, “Screw You” will be understood, don’t you think?

The central area of the  “O”  is sprinkled with some dead leaves (not the bright cheery autumn ones) and held in place using a hot glue gun.  Then a few large nails were pounded into the wood around the O frame to represent, “You were nailed!”   Rising above and centered between the screws, nails, and dead leaves a large USA Flag was placed…so that it totally overpowers the insignificant O.   Large and small tea bags are prominently  placed around the leaves.    The centerpiece was lightly sprayed with a light adhesive.  After spraying, a few tea bags were quickly opened and their  contents were sprinkled all around the centerpiece.    Next, some nuts and bolts and tea bags were tossed all along the long, red, white and blue runner.   They represent the nut jobs that voted for Obama’s  cronies or those that agree with his policies.    Additionally,  I added the initials of VOA for some added oomph.   (VOA stands for Voice of America, in case you didn’t remember.).    It’s all in the symbolism, you know.  This is indeed my pride and joy on display!

A bunch of arugula was ordered from the White House and will take the place of plain old parsley to accent and decorate  prepared  foods.  ( I was assured the package should arrive  via Fed Ex on Tuesday… unless another terrorist plot is uncovered on Election Day to silence the election coverage. Well, I just can’t worry about that right now.   Arugula or parsley, what is the difference?..they are both green. ).   In addition,  Lipton’s Family Style Tea bags  (large) will be strategically placed in and around every dish that is served for the greatest effect.

A couple of gallons of Texas sun-brewed iced tea will be served iced,  plain, with or without lemon or sugar.  Ingredients will be  added for those potent   Long Island Iced Teas if preferred.    There will be many hot tea choices from which to choose as well as some Arizona Tea.   Some that  are available are:    Ketepa Blend Kenyan Blackmail Tea,  Peet’s English Gift Breakfast Tea, China Black Tea,  Russian Earl Grey Tea,  Cameroom Yellow Tea and Green Tea,  and Chamomile Herbal Tea to calm the Obots after the results start coming in.

For appetizers and munchies,  in addition to nuts and  candy,  White Crackers, and various cheeses will be served.

Black Bean Salsa is always a winning appetizer with Taco  Chips and various veggies for dipping.

Instead of Chicago Hot Dogs, I prefer to make BBQ ‘d  Barney Franks. They will be served with sauerkraut and onions.

Chicken Enchiladas are easy to make and can be prepared in advance of arriving company.

It’s getting a little chilly at nights now, so perhaps a large bowl of steaming hot  Crow Soup might hit the spot.    Let them eat Crow!   Tee hee.

I must  remind myself not to forget the coffee since it’s going to be a late, late night!    A special blend of Indonesian Express-O  will be served.  Also, the pots for both Decaf and Regular brews will  have little signs that read,       ” We woke up and smelled the coffee.”

If  you are planning a small  or large  Election Night  Get-Together, please feel free to adopt any of my ideas!

Oh, and just in case the party gets out of hand, there are some additional uses for those leftover teabags.  In case of an emergency, i.e.,  Did someone say the wrong thing and get a black eye?  Don’t worry.  Have them lay down and put a couple hot teabags over their black eye for 30 minutes.  If they do that for a few days, you can tell them they will be as good as new by the weekend!

Tea bags can also reduce puffy eyes to reduce the swelling from excessive tears and crying.  Just dip the teabags in hot water, let them cool and put them over  their eyes for 10-15 minutes. If the crying continues after the elections, dark circles may result thereby announcing their party affiliation to others.  Remind them that this tea bag remedy also will reduce those tell-tale dark circles.

Now as you can see, I am a little short on the food menu and could use your recipes and ideas if you have a moment or two.

Until then, Party Hardy Patriots!

In just two days, we can say those infamous words

“WE WON” and “DO YOU HEAR US NOW?”

Whoooo Hoooo!