Global Warming Protesters

by Bridgette

WARNING..Coming to a street near you soon! Hundreds, if not thousands, of “At Risk” right-wing extremists are gathering across the nation to protest Global Warming!

It is important that you get as much information as possible about these mobsters. Take pictures, license plate numbers, and get descriptions. List any identifying characteristics such as carrot noses, coal black eyes, button noses, and funky clothing. They usually are dressed in white, but occasionally wear silk top hats and scarves. Their weapon of choice is a broomstick. They may sit in silence, but come to life at odd moments to surprise people. Their gatherings usually take place on dreary rather than sunny days. There have been accusations of them liking children, if you know what I mean. If you see someone smoking a corncob pipe, that is the leader of the mob. He goes by the sinister name of Frosty. Oh, and be aware, the true Snowmen have an unusual rallying cry.

“Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.”

Recently added to Homeland Security’s Terrorist list, these cold-blooded “deniers” are popping up all over since the major blizzards began in the northern states. Call your local police immediately if these demonstrators get wild and disorderly. Better yet, call Janet Napolitano. She is making a list and checking it twice. She can determine if the specific group gathering in your area is known for being naughty or nice.

Janet will direct you to the proper authority for future demonstration elimination training, natural hazards and disaster recovery in case of a white-out. For immediate help and advice, Call toll-free at 1-800-PRAY-NOW. Please be aware that this gathering of crusty frozen protesters appears to be a seasonal problem that occurs around the time of the winter solstice.

Black Panthers and ACORN recently were funded to manage these problematic Aryan Snowmen in the future. The leader in the White House authorized the historic financial support for these two groups through an Executive Order, since all funding was ended by Congress. The action was fully supported by Charlie Rangle, Roland Burris, and Barney Frank among others. As they have done previously, the Justice Department also authorized a “see no evil” mandate that will protect those hired to disband these white, right-wing, militia Snowmen. It is rumored that the Snowmen are joining up with the known racist health care foes that Senator Sheldon Whitehouse spoke about in his Senate Floor speech. The White House Leader, then Senator Obama, Attorney General Holder, and Roland Burris saw this problem while living in Chicago. Unfortunately, Sen. Obama never authored legislation in Chicago preventing Snowmen gatherings like the ones now occurring across the US.

Lawsuits are being prepared questioning the formation of these unprecedented defense teams made-up of government endorsed and paid SEIU thugs, ACORN employees, and Black Panthers. Ebony magazine, part of the new White House media pool, asked Robert Gibbs about the constitutionality of the newly created defense teams. In Pelosi like language, he mockingly said, “Are you serious? Are you really serious?”

A recently leaked Homeland Security video entitled, “9 More Ways to Kill a Snowman” shows training maneuvers in Hardin, Montana on how the government plans to silence and destroy these ice cold, frozen, deniers. There is no constitutional authority for this training and it was not approved by Congress, but it is expected anyway. It is suspected that the law and its funding are deeply hidden within the Defense budget, Cap and Trade, or Stimulus II, or it might be within the Healthcare bill that Harry Reid and unknown writers crafted behind closed doors. Calls to Secretary Robert Gates for verification were not returned.

After viewing the video, an interview with the notorious Frosty was requested. Surprisingly, he denied my request. His associates had this to say:

“For Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way.
But he waved goodbye saying
“Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day
I’ll be back again some day!”

The Snowmen must remain vigilant and must use all methods of protection against these unconstitutional defense forces that are being trained to demolish and silence them. Snowmen are expected to go into hiding after the snow melts in 2010. Yet, be assured, this won’t be the last we hear about them, for they’ll “be back again some day.”

Watch with caution. This video will send chills through your body.

9 More Ways to Kill a Snowman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDgGK9sgKKU&feature=related
Bing Crosby – Frosty the Snowman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grMKvrQymjk