Global Warming Protesters

by Bridgette

WARNING..Coming to a street near you soon! Hundreds, if not thousands, of “At Risk” right-wing extremists are gathering across the nation to protest Global Warming!

It is important that you get as much information as possible about these mobsters. Take pictures, license plate numbers, and get descriptions. List any identifying characteristics such as carrot noses, coal black eyes, button noses, and funky clothing. They usually are dressed in white, but occasionally wear silk top hats and scarves. Their weapon of choice is a broomstick. They may sit in silence, but come to life at odd moments to surprise people. Their gatherings usually take place on dreary rather than sunny days. There have been accusations of them liking children, if you know what I mean. If you see someone smoking a corncob pipe, that is the leader of the mob. He goes by the sinister name of Frosty. Oh, and be aware, the true Snowmen have an unusual rallying cry.

“Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.”

Recently added to Homeland Security’s Terrorist list, these cold-blooded “deniers” are popping up all over since the major blizzards began in the northern states. Call your local police immediately if these demonstrators get wild and disorderly. Better yet, call Janet Napolitano. She is making a list and checking it twice. She can determine if the specific group gathering in your area is known for being naughty or nice.

Janet will direct you to the proper authority for future demonstration elimination training, natural hazards and disaster recovery in case of a white-out. For immediate help and advice, Call toll-free at 1-800-PRAY-NOW. Please be aware that this gathering of crusty frozen protesters appears to be a seasonal problem that occurs around the time of the winter solstice.

Black Panthers and ACORN recently were funded to manage these problematic Aryan Snowmen in the future. The leader in the White House authorized the historic financial support for these two groups through an Executive Order, since all funding was ended by Congress. The action was fully supported by Charlie Rangle, Roland Burris, and Barney Frank among others. As they have done previously, the Justice Department also authorized a “see no evil” mandate that will protect those hired to disband these white, right-wing, militia Snowmen. It is rumored that the Snowmen are joining up with the known racist health care foes that Senator Sheldon Whitehouse spoke about in his Senate Floor speech. The White House Leader, then Senator Obama, Attorney General Holder, and Roland Burris saw this problem while living in Chicago. Unfortunately, Sen. Obama never authored legislation in Chicago preventing Snowmen gatherings like the ones now occurring across the US.

Lawsuits are being prepared questioning the formation of these unprecedented defense teams made-up of government endorsed and paid SEIU thugs, ACORN employees, and Black Panthers. Ebony magazine, part of the new White House media pool, asked Robert Gibbs about the constitutionality of the newly created defense teams. In Pelosi like language, he mockingly said, “Are you serious? Are you really serious?”

A recently leaked Homeland Security video entitled, “9 More Ways to Kill a Snowman” shows training maneuvers in Hardin, Montana on how the government plans to silence and destroy these ice cold, frozen, deniers. There is no constitutional authority for this training and it was not approved by Congress, but it is expected anyway. It is suspected that the law and its funding are deeply hidden within the Defense budget, Cap and Trade, or Stimulus II, or it might be within the Healthcare bill that Harry Reid and unknown writers crafted behind closed doors. Calls to Secretary Robert Gates for verification were not returned.

After viewing the video, an interview with the notorious Frosty was requested. Surprisingly, he denied my request. His associates had this to say:

“For Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way.
But he waved goodbye saying
“Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day
I’ll be back again some day!”

The Snowmen must remain vigilant and must use all methods of protection against these unconstitutional defense forces that are being trained to demolish and silence them. Snowmen are expected to go into hiding after the snow melts in 2010. Yet, be assured, this won’t be the last we hear about them, for they’ll “be back again some day.”

Watch with caution. This video will send chills through your body.

9 More Ways to Kill a Snowman
Bing Crosby – Frosty the Snowman

16 responses to “Global Warming Protesters

  1. ROFL!!!!!!! Brrrrridgette!

  2. Bridgette ! They are soooo cute ! LOL !
    They look like all the babies of the snow man in
    GHOSTBUSTERS ! Hahaha ! Adorable !

    Merry Christmas everyone !
    I am soo happy ! All gifts now wrapped and beautiful and cozy under the tree, and everyone having fun including me !
    Not exhausted yet so lets partee !!
    I have a bottle of wine and candies, Bridgette got the cheese and and grapes ? Miri the dips and veggies ? Peachy has cookies, AOne has Swedish Meatballs-haha and Sleuth of course has cheetos ! Start the music and light the candles…
    It is CHRISTMAS ! Lets dance !

    • Working on the dips and veggies. (Must think of our vegan friends and relatives at this time of the year.) Got lots of wine, too. Party on!

  3. Are we having fun! Dancing around the tree! Check out the Rasmussen Poll on that thread for today! Our gift to the leader is a bucket of coal! I’ve got the wine and am clinking multiple glasses! Celebrate, celebrate…dance to the music!

  4. Bridgette: Another hilarious post. A triumph, my dear! Are those snowpersons abominable, or what? Yeti of the world, unite!

  5. Feels a little chilly in here.

  6. Got my boots on, dancing a jig, ran outside and caught a couple of those little bad boys as they marched across the South. They are now resting well in the freezer so backups are here if needed!!! Got a bucket of cookies for all. Those chocolate chips got me dancing still.

    • See Peach, you got snow and your beautiful Christmas scene!

    • Turns out those I caught weren’t all boys! As I put them in the freezer with some of Renee’s fabulous fudge, they had a “real good time” overnight and when I opened up the freezer…out jumped a whole doggone battalion of those critters that went running across the field saying something about freezing some pipes at old Gorebaby and Harreid’s place! Get ’em troops!

  7. Kudos, Bridgete!

  8. I’ve been rolling and rolling balls…….
    Of meat that is!!!!
    Meatballs almost done.
    Enough for everyone.

    Oh look …. Up into the sky 
    I know they are coming and this is no lie
    They are coming by air and have now taken flight
    Will come into our homes on this cold winter night 
    The snowmen have sent them …this I  know 
    To  stop them now or their army will grow
    They have a plan which I know it will work
    Give cookies and chocolate to the tall skinny jerk
    I know that this addict cannot resist
    A glutton by nature just needed an assist
    And when he is done stuffing his face pray tell
    We will roll him into meat balls and send him to…… 

  9. When is the State of the Union Address? What time?

    Please mark your calendars to turn off the Television at the precise time. Pull the plug on every outlet so they cannot skew the ratings. Turn all your TVs off for the one hour of happy horseshit. Pay no advertisers for one solid. hour. Fade out. Send a message to broadcasters everywhere.

    When the final show of the Sopranos did it, it even made the news on MSNBC.

    Turn off. Tune out. Drop out. Timothy Leary’s dead.

  10. Breaking! News you can use! Americans are angry! LOL! Thank you, Katie!

    Katie Couric in a sleeveless little black basic dress with 2 telePrompters!!! Chic!

    Somebody lend her a sweater.
    Oh. That’s right. She’s hot.

  11. From Count Us Out – a great site

    Senator Inhofe is also demanding that former Vice President Al Gore come before the U.S. Senate to testify about what he knew — and when he knew — about what’s become known as ClimateGate.

    “In [Gore’s] science fiction movie, every assertion has been rebutted,” Inhofe said. He believes Vice President Gore should defend himself and his movie before Congress.

    Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth, won an Academy Award for Best Documentary and has been heralded as a major achievement. However, more and more experts have discovered inaccuracies in the motion picture’s assertions.

    In his statement, Senator Inhofe said: What emerges from our review of the emails and documents, which span a 13-year period from 1996 through November 2009, is much more than, as EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson put it, scientists who “lack interpersonal skills.” Rather, the emails show the world’s leading climate scientists discussing, among other things:

    * Obstructing the release of damaging data and information;
    * Manipulating data to reach preconceived conclusions;
    * threatening journal editors who published work questioning the climate science “consensus”; and
    * Assuming activist roles to influence the political process.

    Count Us Out is on TDs Blog Roll

  12. I love those snow ball creatures ! They make me laugh ! hahhahaha !

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