Let’s Get to the Root of the Problem…It’s All RELATIVE

by Bridgette

OH…the TIES THAT BIND!
Power, Money, and Relatives behind the throne?

“The Rogue Gallery of Possibilities”

Oprah and Obama Look Like Brother and Sister. They both had dysfunctional childhoods. He gave himself a strong B+, and she hasn’t graded him on his performance yet.

Obama and Warren Buffett share distant cousins and both believe in social justice. They also both like General Electric. The media reported in October 2008 Buffett agreed to buy General Electric stock that included the option to purchase $3 Billion over the next 5 yrs at a 10% dividend. NBC, GE, Buffett, Immelt, and Obama. One happy family.

Valerie Bowman Jarrett says he is like a brother. She was born in Iran. Her father was a physician involved in genetics. He speaks Indonesian and she speaks Persian. That is helpful when dealing with the Middle East, isn’t it? Are her lips purple underneath the lipstick?

Nah, he doesn’t have the ears! George Soros was born György Schwartz in Hungary. His Jewish parents changed their name to Soros when anti-semitism was growing in Europe. George is known as the man that broke the Bank of England. He speaks the language of Esperanto. He’s Daddy Warbucks. Although, Warbucks did take care of an orphan Annie and he did have a right-hand man called Punjab.

Obama and Rev. Jeremiah Wright are both great orators. Obama sat in his church pews for 20 years, but sons never listen to their fathers. The Rev. taught him how to be articulate.

Obama and Malcolm X – Gene mates? Still, it’s the ears!

Barack Obama Sr. It must be the glasses. His genes appear to pathetically weak in his offspring. He died in an auto accident. Alcohol was involved. He left behind many ex-wives and children. His sister took up residence in the US and lives in subsidized US government housing.

Zbigniew Brzezinski. Obama a love child? His daughter, Mika, is a pretty blond who lives in Manhattan. Does she get text messages from a secure blackberry? Zbigniew is the Foreign Policy Expert and Former National Security Advisor under President Jimmy Carter, who had Osama and the Taliban trained. He was denied tenure at Harvard. He was associated with Columbia University. He prides himself for having invented armed Islamic extremism.

Frank Marshall Davis was Obama’s grandpa’s drinking pal. He wrote a book about his sexual proclivities. He liked young white girls, and married a white socialite Chicago woman, Helen Canfield. He was a closet member of the Communist party, and wrote articles for their newspaper.

Karl Heinrich Marx, the granddaddy of them all. A revolutionary, his words of inspiration so eloquently written in “The Communist Manifesto” are in vogue today by like minded travelers. His works have been “Red” by many in our government and provide a framework for their legislation.

Finally, we have Stanley Ann Dunham Obama Soetoro and to many aliases to list. She died from cancer, but never went to a known hospital for a cure. She had a child, Barack, but apparently the hospitals in Hawaii didn’t keep records in the 1960’s. She died, but where? The funeral homes weren’t in charge of her burial, but they might have her listed under a different name. She might be dust, but her name lives on.