© Bridgette WTPOTUS 2009
BO and Michelle in RED at the UN Meeting on September 23, 2009.
How appropriate to be dressed in fluorescent RED.
There are 192 member countries in the United Nations. This week, Obama stood in front of this assembly and not only aggrandized his achievements and those of his administration, but tooted his horn so loudly that all Americans could hear. May I paraphrase for him? Here “I” Barrack Hussein Obama stand in front of this grand body, and know that you will be mesmerized by my silver tongue, the methodical turning of my head from left to right, and the melodic sound of my voice. The words I speak will bring peace to every country on every continent, and we will all live in a nuclear free world. I will stand here and side with those countries whose ideological views are socialistic, communistic, antisemitic, and Marxist. I will befriend despots, dictators, and tyrants round the world. l will side with Muslim countries even though they are anti-Semitic. Former allies of the US, who are no longer valuable to our administration, will no longer be assured of our support. Some of these countries are Israel, Great Britain, Honduras, and Poland. I will also apologize once again for all my country’s misdeeds and all the other previous administrations whose actions made us a nation to be feared rather than revered. I am in office now and everything will now change for the better. Don’t be alarmed that my words are producing more friction between countries, or that my actions of abandoning countries, which have supported our previous American ideals of democracy and liberty, are in full view of the world. Take notice that I, the supreme ruler of the USA, have bowed to the Saudi King, received accolades from Chavez, sided with Cuba, allowed Iranians seeking democracy no assistance, kowtowed to Putin, sided with Manuel Zelaya in Honduras who knowingly was ousted for attempting to become President for life by disregarding their constitution, dissed the Prime Minister of England, and will be allowing Palestinians to come to the US on our dime. I have put our US citizens on notice that I will accept no opposition and told them to shut up. I haven’t had time for our military commander in Afghanistan, and put his proposal for more troops on hold for over a month. Because I have been so busy, I haven’t been able to keep up with the news about my former employer, ACORN. The corruption within that organization isn’t the most important thing happening right now. I must make time to appear on television, in photo ops, and on Letterman.
Obama at the UN Tooting His Horn Photo by Kevin Lamarque
I am a shining example of the new American, the transformed American, the Marxist Socialist, the con man of the century. Put aside your anti-Americanism, as it has no place in the world of hope and change. I will prove that to you even though despots and dictators cheer me on, and the change I wanted is before your eyes. It is in view. The staunch supporters of freedom, and of the US, are being shoved aside so we can mingle with the great countries of Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea. In fact, in honor of the Chinese buying US debt that my administration is producing at record levels, we will fly the Chinese flag outside my house for all to see. We will soon house thousands upon thousands of Palestinian “refugees” on our soil and at our expense. For the first time, Muslims will have a day of prayer in Washington D.C., to acknowledge their contributions to our country and to announce how America is a Muslim nation and no longer a Judeo Christian one. My accomplishments in these short 9 months I’ve been in office, are far to many to mention, but a few are these. The translator will add her comments. Obama spoke to the United Nations General Assembly this past week and as expected he tooted his own horn, and again did not express any words that showed his pride in America nor his belief in American exceptionalism. TOOT 1 . Stopped Torture. In my first days after assuming office, I [Obama] stopped the torture of terrorists by the USA. This administration single-handedly stopped the “torturous” methods of interrogating terrorists by stopping water boarding a method that used the fear of drowning to glean information from prisoners. Equate this treatment with non-torturous method of beheading that is employed by the terrorists. Beheading, dragging a body through the streets, using children as shields, convincing people to blow themselves up, honor killings, putting people on the rack, or driving bamboo shoots under people’s nails come to mind as far lesser evils. Giving terrorist prisoners America’s “rights” to jury trials is another feather in his cap, although under the Geneva Convention, they do not have the same rights because they do not fight under a national flag. Hand-tying our soldier’s on the battlefield in Afghanistan by insisting they read terrorists their Miranda’s rights, and sit down and chat a little is his strategy. According to him, “Terrorism is a Law Enforcement” issue. He didn’t mention how some forms of “torture,” like pushing a guy against a rubber-collapsing wall, led to getting information that prevented other atrocities in the USA. Yes, he stopped our brand of torture and advertised to our enemies our interrogation methods that we would now employ. Our enemies are being trained in our rules of engagement and interrogation through a translated version of the “US Army Field Manual.” Our troops can’t fire on civilians, especially women or children. So our enemy dress like women, infiltrate a community, and send children out to detonate bombs that kill our troops as well as themselves. We aren’t in a war anymore according to Obama, so what our troops are doing in Afghanistan? TOOT 2. Signed an Executive Order to Close Gitmo. This was another fantastic decision. He proves it was a typical day at the office when he signed the EO that was prepared by his assistants. His job was to sit at a desk, smile at the cameras, and then have his pen handed to him, so he could sign it. After signing, he showed his teeth, and went to play golf. This was indeed another difficult task and a hard day at the office. He failed to mention in his speech that he has no plans for these two hundred plus terrorists beyond his January closing date. Gitmo, a million dollar prison in Cuba that is far away from our shores, houses many of the terrorists who masterminded 9-11. This facility will be closed by Executive Order. Yet few countries or states want these prisoners in their country either. The citizens of the USA don’t want them anywhere on USA soil and Congress agrees. He released three of them on Bermuda’s soil, after bribing their government for untold amounts. Numerous countries have been asked to take some of these criminals, but few have stepped forward. Apparently, these other countries share the sentiments of the USA’s citizenry, yet they can decry our “inhumane” treatment of them at Gitmo. So, in essence, he signed a piece of paper. Within 3 months, this administration will have another “failure to execute” on their hands. They opened their mouth before examining the details and knowing the facts. He has a date for the closing, period. Like other dates forcing Congress to pass bills or legislation, this date will pass as well. TOOT 3. Paid the UN Bill. At long last, the US paid their bill owed to the United Nations. Whew, that was one heck of an accomplishment for him to call his assistant and have them call the accounting department and tell them to issue a check. That was a day’s work, for sure. Nancy pushed through that bill so that Obama paid nearly a billion dollars to the UN so he could stand up to perform for them. Wasn’t it China’s, Mr. Moon, that brought up this past due status to embarrass the US. Yet, how many of these countries pay the US for sponsoring their meeting in New York? Do these countries help with the costs of additional security that must be maintained when all of the leaders descend upon NY? Do these countries divide these costs among the attending members and repay the US? Do all of the countries in the UN split the costs of maintaining the building throughout the year too? Another major accomplishment was to join the Human Rights Council at the UN. This was another extremely difficult task. (The protesting Iranians and women in the Middle East will be thrilled to hear this. They will be praying that he learns something about human rights by participating on this Council.). TOOT 4. He moved to end the war in Iraq. Darn, I could have sworn that Pres. Bush’s team signed those agreements prior to leaving the WH. The date was set. All O had to do was have his General’s make it happen. Another conversation with his assistant, who called the Pentagon to say, “It’s a go, get the troops out of Iraq.” TOOT 5. Proclaimed his Vision. He announced his dream of a totally nuclear bomb free world, and the steps he has taken to make this a reality. He spoke to the major countries holding nukes, and they agreed to consider the proposal. Iran and N. Korea, however, were not involved in these mesmerizing conversations as they are continuing to ramp up their nuclear production schedules. TOOT 6. Verbally Assaulted Israel. He verbally agreed with Palestine over Israel in their ongoing struggles. He announced his push toward “peace” between Palestine and Israel. He intends to get both countries to the negotiating table and to abide by his knowledge and wisdom of their problems. He wants to create a separate Palestinian state whereby Palestine will give up nothing and Israel will give up more. He voiced his intentions of forcing Israel to stop building new settlements. If Israel considers this fair, we’d like to hear from them. The Palestinian’s are now totally backed by the US for creating a Palestinian state, while Israel is bedeviled. This was the biggest toot, his stance showing his anti-Israeli sentiment. Is it any wonder that only 4% of the Israeli’s back Obama? Four percent! Our greatest ally in the Middle East and he openly chastised and demeaned Israel in front of most of the member nations attending the UN’s meeting. The anti-Semitic nations cheered loudly. Those in the US and Israel cringed in disbelief. TOOT 7. Promotion of the Green Agenda. He put into action multiple plans to “save” the environment. He got a national emissions statute passed that puts regulations on car manufacturers nationwide. They got one regulation to standardize emissions, rather than having to build cars and trucks with differing engines to meet state imposed standards, like California. He begged other nations to get engaged in saving the planet from droughts, hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, etc. because without other nation’s joining in this green crusade, we will all perish. We are just an environmental disaster waiting to happen and it is all because of global warming or is it global cooling? Whichever it is, we know this is another emergency and other nations must act now. Will they be part of the problem or be part of the solution? Or is this man-made hoax the problem? TOOT 8. Nations didn’t trust other administrations, but I am different. Listen to me, side with me, I can be trusted. I never lie, even though you may have seen one of my esteemed colleagues say,”You lie!” during a televised speech to Congress. By the way, Joe immediately apologized for his outburst and good ‘ole Joe was condemned for his actions by Congress. (He was warned to shut-up.) Also, you might be reading some outrageous articles that say I didn’t write my book, “Dreams of My Father,” and I want you to know that is a lie. It is being said that Bill Ayers was really the author, but as I’ve said before, he was just a guy in the neighborhood. Again, trust me. Everything I do, I do for the good of the people. I know what is best for the collective. The instructor’s admonishing diatribe finally ended. He gave them a big TOOTHY smile, proudly waved, and left the podium. TOOTing Their Horns behind the scenes, Michelle met him, and told him how great his “lecture” was. US citizens were stunned at his anti-American rhetoric, the anti-Israel theme, and his puffed-up proclamations of all his accomplishments. World leaders that actually do work and who know how to govern were politely clapping while laughing at him behind his back. His weaknesses and inexperience shone brightly for all to see. Soon their decorum will be replaced with laughter, and further defiance by rogue nations will be occurring right in front of his face. Trust and respect are earned. They are not given. He has neither.
By Your Actions Ye Shall Be Known– You will earn respect by adhering to the principals of honor, integrity, and trust, and by remembering the “Golden Rule.” “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”