Osama Bin Laden Dead, Body In US Custody, Obama Makes Statement, Interrupts Sunday Night TV

Osama Bin Laden Dead,  Photo, Mail Online

Here’s to our Armed Forces who, after 10 years, finally located and destroyed our arch enemy, the terrorist and murderer Osama Bin Laden.

Good work!! Congratulations!!

President  Obama made a statement about the death of Osama Bin Laden, whose body was in US custody.

Regular TV programming had been interrupted while Obama was stringing us along. He was late with his statement, delaying, making us wait.

I know why. It finally dawned on me. His staff had to get his teleprompter programmed. Oh, how could I have not realized sooner!

After Bin Laden was killed, his body was taken by Navy Seals. US personnel scanned Bin Laden’s face into a facial recognition database, performed DNA tests then wrapped him in a white sheet and dumped off the side of their aircraft carrier. Amen.

Osama was reportedly shot in the head and, if the White House releases pictures of Osama Bin Laden’s dead body,  I  hope it’s not that obviously photo-shopped photo of  a dead Osama Bin Laden, with a gooey looking head wound, that’s been floating around on the internet. After all, Obama has problems with phony looking documents and photos.